Laughs

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For those who think life's a joke - just think of the punchline!

Graffiti




"When cows laugh, does milk come out of their nose?"

Graffiti




If a tree falls in the forest and it hits a mime, does anyone care?

The Far Side - Gary Larson




Få ord och fyndiga är bättre än många och myndiga

Finskt ordspråk




I recently discovered that my name, Simon Renstrom, is an anagram for "stern moronism".

www.genius2000.com




Empty what is full, fill what is empty and scratch where it itches.

Talulah Bankhead




For centuries to come, many years will pass.

Pat Paulsen




"Gravity always wins."

Recent proclamation




I am not an alcoholic. I am a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings.

T-shirt in window display in Washington, DC




It's a very fine line that separates first class from half assed.

Robert Jan




The way to tell a field hand from an office hand is as follows: An office hand will use the restroom, then wash hands; A field hand will wash hands then use the restroom.

Observation




A dog looks up to humans. A cat looks down on people. But a pig will look a human in the eye and see its equal.

Winston Churchill




Never try to teach a pig to sing. You waste your time, and you annoy the pig.

Mark Twain




Life is like a game of cards. If you don't have a partner, you better have a good hand.

Someones girlfriend




You wouldn't recognize a subtle plan if it painted itself purple and danced naked upon a harpsichord singing "Subtle Plans are Here Again."

Edmund Blackadder




It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.

Prairie Home Companion




"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together."

A Starwars fan




The norwegian language have the letters æ, ø and å. The name "Mr. Sørås" gets to be "Mr. Sore As".

His friend Stein




"All my llife I wanted to be someone ; I guess I should of been more specific".

Jane Wagner




Don't judge a man by his boxers, it's what's inside that counts.

Diana




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