Laughs

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Jesus Saves!
Gretsky steals!
He shoots!
He scores!

Bathroom Graffiti, Austin Tx.




All right brain, I don't like you and you don't like me, so let's just do this and I'll go back to killing you with beer.

Homer Simpson




I'm off like a promdress!

Cornewto




As queer as a three dollar bill!!

Mr. Plow




People who are fond of laws and sasuages should not look too closely at how they are made

Otto VonBismark




You're as useful as a screen door on a submarine!

The Mighty Furrball




She's 2/3 a Rice Crispies square, she's snapped, crackled and she's waiting for the final pop.

Ally McBeal




One by One the penguins steal my sanity....

T-Shirt




"Sometimes sanity takes vacation time on me"

The Best Thing - Savage Garden




The more men I meet, the more I admire a dog




I smile because I have no idea what is going on.




Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity

Snatch




The first step to failure is trying.

High School Students




I'm out like a boner in sweatpants.




I'm out like a fat girl in dodgeball.




Second place is like being the tallest midget: No one cares.




I'd smack you but shit splatters!

Bathroom Graffiti




Civics are like tampons, every pussy has one.

Bumper Sticker




If you love him, have some class. Don't write his name where you wipe your ass.

Writing on High School Bathroom stall, right next to "I Love John")




I'm out like a blind kid in laser tag.




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