1.That ball went so high it could have got an airhostess down with it. 2.There is light at the end of the tunnel for India, but it's that of an incoming train which will run them over. 3.Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald. 4.Sri Lankan score is running like an Indian taximeter. 5.Wickets are like wives - you never know which way they will turn! 6.He is like Indian three-wheeler, which will suck a lot of diesel but cannot go beyond 30! 7.The Indians are going to beat the Kiwis! Let me tell you, my friend, that the Kiwi is the only bird in the whole world, which does not have wings! 8.As uncomfortable as a bum on a porcupine. 9.The ball whizzes past like a bumblebee and the Indians are in the sea. 10.The Indians are finding the gaps like a pin in a haystack. 11.The pitch is as dead as a dodo. 12.Deep Dasgupta is as confused as a child is in a topless bar! 13.The way Indian wickets are falling reminds of the cycle stand at Rajendra Talkies in Patiala..! one falls and everything else falls! 14.Indian team without Sachin is like giving a Kiss without a Squeeze. 15.You cannot make Omelets without breaking the eggs. 16.Deep Dasgupta is not a Wicket Keeper, he is a goalkeeper. He must be given a free transfer to Manchester United. 17.He will fight a rattlesnake and give it the first two bites too. 18.One, who doesn't throw the dice, can never expect to score a six. 19.Anybody can pilot a ship when the sea is calm. 20.Nobody travels on the road to success without a puncture or two. 21.You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants.
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