Human Laws

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It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for the opportunity to rain on a tent.

Dave Barry




Growing older is mandantory, staying a child is optional.




Education is the continual realization of your own ignorance




It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.

Jane Austen, Pride & Prejudice




Seek out that particular mental attribute which makes you feel most deeply and vitally alive, along with which comes the inner voice which says, "This is the real me," and when you have found that attitude, follow it.

William James




Isn't it funny how we make money to spend time?

Billboard in Chicago




Quotes and jokes are like any night involving beer: amusing at the time but fuzzy at best in memory.




Humans are really strange: They're like birds without wings who love learning to fly.

Nikki de Coninck




Calvin: Do you believe in the Devil? You know, a supreme evil being dedicated to the temptation, corruption, and destruction of man? Hobbes: I'm not sure man needs the help.

Bill Watterson (Calvin and Hobbes)




There's no job for being right, there's no salary for knowing the truth and there's no fringe benfits for helping others

Kade Davies




He that knows little, often repeats it.

Proverb




He that knows nothing, doubts nothing.

Proverb




If at first you dont suceed, apply brute force untill something happens

Seamus Law




Murphy's Golden Rule: Whoever has the gold makes the rules.

From Murphy's Laws




We need to find the courage to say NO to the things and people that are not serving us if we want to rediscover ourselves and live out lives with authenticity

Barbara de Angelis




The world makes way for the determined man.

Oliver Svet Marden




"The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle."

Stapp?s Ironical Paradox




"In a hierarchy every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence."

The Peter Principle




"Work expands to meet the time and money that is available".

Parkinson?s Law




To Forgive is the Highest most Beautiful form of Love. Forgive all who have offended you. Not for them. But for Yourself.

Indian magazine




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