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I feel like an idiot. But I am an idiot, so it kinda works out.

Billy Madison




Heroin - imagine the best orgasm you have ever had and multiply it by a thousand and you're still nowhere near it.

Trainspotting




When the people we love are stolen from us the thing we have to remember is to never stop loving them. Buildings burn. People die, but true love is forever.

The Crow




The trouble with real life is that there is no danger music.

The Cable Guy




I wanted to destroy everything beautiful I'd never have. Burn the Amazon rain forests. Pump chloroflourocarbons straight up to gobble the ozone. Open the dump valves on supertankers and uncap offshore wells. I wanted to kill all the fish I couldn't afford to eat, and smother the French beaches I'd never see. I wanted the whole world to hit bottom. I really wanted to put a bullet between the eyes of every endangered panda that wouldn't screw to save its species and every whale or dolphin that gave up and ran itself aground. Don't think of it as extinction. Think of it as downsizing.

Fight Club




You are not a special snowflake. You are the same rotting organic matter as everything else.

Fight Club




Self improvement is masterbation. Self destruction is the answer.

Tyler Durden, "Fight Club"




Chico: Right now I'd do anything for money. I'd kill somebody for money. I'd kill YOU for money.
[Harpo looks dejected.]
Chico: Ha ha ha. Ah, no. You're my friend. I'd kill you for nothing.
[Harpo smiles.]

The Cocoanuts (1929)




You don't like Beethoven. You don't know what you're missing. Overtures like that, get my juices flowing. So powerful. But after his openings, to be honest, he does tend to get a little fucking boring.

The Professional




I could get a good look at a T-bone steak by sticking my head up a bulls ass, but don't you think I would rather take a butchers word for it?

Tommy Boy




Get your filthy paws off me you damn dirty ape.

Charleton Heston, Planet of the apes




My name is Maximus Desimus Meridius, commander of the armies of the north, general of the Felix legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Areillius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife, and I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

Gladiator




May the best of your past be the worst of your future.

Long kiss goodnight




Like a blind man in an orgy, I'm going to have to feel my way around.

Naked Gun 33 1/3




If real is characterized by what you see and what you can feel, then "real" is only electromagnetic impulses which run through you brain

The Matrix




Wise men say: Forgiveness is divine but never pay full price for late pizza.

Michelangelo, Ninja Turtles




We can't stop here! This is bat country!

Fear and loathing in Las Vegas




If you plan to shoplift, let us know.

Sign on the counter from Clerks




There is no right and wrong, only fun and boring

The Plague, Hackers




Time is not important, only life important.

The 5th Element




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