Religious

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You think when Jesus comes back, he really wants to see a cross? That's like going up to Jackie Onassis with a rifle pendant on.

Bill Hicks




Everybody that is just is called to form part of the Kingdom of Heaven--whether they be Buddhas, Jews, or Atheists--as long as they are good.

The Pope John Paul II




Jesus loves you, but I'm his favorite.

Bumper Sticker




The easy confidence with which I know another man's religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.

Mark Twain




There has been only one Christian. They caught and curcified him--early.

Mark Twain




The church is always trying to get other people to reform; it might not be a bad idea to reform itself a little by way of example.

Mark Twain




Fools! You think of "god" as a sentient being. God is the word used to represent a force. This force created nothing, it just helps things along. It does not answer prayers, although it may make you think of a way to solve a problem. It has the power to influence you, but not decide for you.

Diogenes




The Bible is alive, it speaks to me; it has feet, it runs after me; it has hands, it lays hold of me.

Martin Luther




We give the child a false religion which is not of his own choosing. And religion is such a thing that unless you have chosen it for yourself it will not be of any value. Only when you have chosen it - as an outcome of the search from your own being, from your own pain and thirst - can you be religious.




Grown people everywhere are always likely to cling to the religion they were brought up in.

Mark Twain




When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.

Peter O'Toole, The Ruling Class




Test everything, hold on to the good.

1 Thessalonians 5:21, Bible




Perhaps most people say there is no God simply because they would then have to stop and think that what they are doing may be wrong.




Do not consider his appearance or his height, for I have rejected him. The Lord does not look at the things man looks at. Man looks at the outward appearance, but the Lord looks at the heart.

The Bible, 1 Samuel 16:7




Christians are quick to scoff at the absurdity of other religions when most fail to realize they worship a book that contains talking bushes and donkeys.




Trust in the Lord with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding. In all your ways acknowledge Him and He shall direct your paths.

Proverbs 3:5-6




The fact is that far more crime and child abuse has been committed in the name of God, Jesus, and Mohammed than has ever been committed in the name of Satan. Many people don't like that statement, but few can argue with it.

Kenneth V. Lanning




The purpose of the seperation of church and state is to keep forever from these shores the ceaseless strife that has soaked the soil of Europe in blood for centuries.

James Madison, 1903




Is man one of God's blunders? Or is God one of man's blunders?

Friedrich Nietzsche




The inspiration of the bible depends on the ignorance of the person who reads it.

Robert G. Ingersoll




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