Religious

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Heaven is a palace with many doors and each may enter in his own way.

Hindu saying




You keep believing, I'll keep evolving.

Bumper Sticker




It dosen't really make a difference what religion is right. What really matters is the one I choose to believe in. Because that's the one that helps me get through the day and back to my bed at night.




Truth is seen through the lens of your beliefs.




Religion is like farting: we like our own but hate everyone elses.

Homer Simpson




Who is man to judge what is wise and unwise. You say man creates false gods? I say man creates false wise men. And only the one true God can say what is true.




If god does not exist, one loses nothing by believing in him anyway, while if he does exist, one stands to lose everything by not believing.

Blaise Pascal




God is a concept by which we measure our pain.

John Lennon




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So I'm figuring, y'know, it's like the poem about the six blind men and the elephant. These blind guys were each touching an elephant to learn what an elephant is like. One guy feels the trunk and thinks the elephant's like a snake. But another feels the tusks, and he's going "No, the elephant's like a spear." The elephants ears make another guy think elephants are like fans. And so on and so on, each coming away with a different impression of what an elephant's like. So maybe God's like an elephant, and we're all blind men. Each coming away with a different perception of the same thing. So I suggest the notion to Marv, all he says is "Why were these men feeling up an elephant? That sounds rather creepy."

Rick Jones, on his attempt to explain different views of religion to Captain Marvel. Captain Marvel #1 by Peter David.




I am created Shiva, the Destroyer, Death, the shatterer of worlds. Who is this dog meat that challenges me?

Bhagavad Gita




Blind faith is an ironic gift to return to the Creator of human intelligence.




It is folly for a man to pray to the gods for that which he has the power to obtain by himself.

Epicurus




Salvation lies with ourselves, for we live in a world that had been self-generated through the accidental coming together of atoms; particles of matter which move within an infinite variety, but without any overall purpose, goal, or design.

Ancient Roman Epicureans




I believe God made himself invicible so we would stop worrying so much about him and more about each other.

Giorgio Antoniazzi




God is just an excuse for the unkown.




Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, and the soul of soulless conditions. It is the opium of the people.

Karl Marx




I cannot imagine a God who rewards and punishes the objects of his creation, whose purposes are modeled after our own -- a God, in short, who is but a reflection of human frailty. Neither can I believe that the individual survives the death of his body, although feeble souls harbor such thoughts through fear or ridiculous egotisms.

Albert Einstein




You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend.

Yasir Arafat, on going to war over religion




Pray like it all depends on God, then when you are done, go work like it all depends on you.

Martin Luther




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