Religious

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When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left and could say, 'I used everything you gave me.'




The next century's task will be to rediscover its gods.

Andre Malraux




Adam and Eve had their midlife Crisis when they realized that they were older than sin!

Jonathan Caldwell




When you're about to burn in hell, you're "intellect" will mean nothing, and it will be too late for you to "think" a way out of it. Your greatest asset is not your brain, it is your heart.

Danny Thrasher




There's no religion that is completely obeyed by its followers.

Ab S. Shaheen




Without faith we count down the days to death, with it we count up the days till happiness

Andrew Lowery




Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful.

Seneca the Younger 4 b.c.- 65 a.d.




If you take the Bible literally, then you've been taken - literally.

Dick Young




Year after year we feed organized religion the inchoate and defenseless minds of little children to satisfy it's ravenous lust. I say. let the damned beast starve - keep your children at home.

Ann N. Fidel




According to "God's Plan" Jesus had to die in order to be resurrected and for humankind to achieve salvation. If that is true, then why do Christians lament his crucifixion? Without it, their execrable theology would have never sunk its pernicious talons into the cousciousness of humankind.

Dick Young




God commanded His "chosen people" to become mass murderers (Numbers 31:16-17) before the ink had dried on his moral magnum opus "The Ten Commandments". Unfortunately, humankind has followed this internecine hypocrisy even since.

Dick Young




Religions are conclusions for which the facts of nature supply no major premises.

Ambrose Bierce




Let me make sure I've got this right. One night in December - in the middle of the rainy season - Joseph returns home from work and announces to his wife, Mary (a young lass of thireteen or fourteen in her ninth month of pregnancy) that they must immediately depart for Bethlehem in order to fulfill some vague scriptural prophecy. It's a journey of over one hundred and thirty kilometers that passes through some of the most treacherous and hostile territory in all of Jerusalem. However, Mary, despite being jerked and jostled on the back of a jackass and struggling on foot through thick muck and mire, manages to complete this arduous trek without hemorrhaging, breaking her water, or using harsh language. No doubt this has to be another one of those take it on "faith" stories, right?

Dick Young




Man puts words into the mouth of his creations (i.e. gods) then later believes these creations spoke. It makes you wonder how man can, in all honesty, call himself an "intelligent" being.

Llyod M. Graham




If human intelligence is largely a matter of heredity, then how stupid and gullible did God make Adam and Eve; how wise and clever the serpent?

Dick Young




So, let's impeach god! I would like to announce my candidacy for the position of god; among other things, I promise to offer true and unquestionable proof of my existence, as the previous holder of the office of 'god' obviously failed to do.

Rashind




The more we can explain with science, the fewer gods we need.




The devil reminds you of your past, but you can remind him of his future.

Amanda




Faith is universal. Our specific methods for understanding it are arbitrary. Some of us pray to Jesus, some of us go to Mecca, some of us study subatomic particles. In the end we are all just searching for truth, that which is greater than ourselves.

Angels & Demons- Dan Brown




Religion is like language or dress. We gravitate toward the practices with which we were raised. In the end, though, we are all proclaiming the same thing. That life has meaning. That we are grateful for the power that created us.

Angels & Demons-Dan Brown




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