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Eskimo's have 49 words in their language to define snow because they have so much of it. In the english language, there are more then 50 ways to define a moron...
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My girlfriend sat me down the other day for a chat. I say 'chat', it was her talking at me for six hours. I didn't realise that when men say they're 'spoken for' that's actually what they mean. She said "Jimmy, our relationship is at a crossroads. Down one road is struggle and hardship, but eventually, happiness. The other, well, that's a dead end." So I replied, "That's not a crossroads, that's a T-Junction".
Jimmy Carr
I'm not being condescending, I'm too busy thinking about far more important things you wouldn't understand.
Jimmy Carr
The universe is shaped exactly like the earth
if you go straight long enough you'll end up where you were.
'3rd Planet' Modest Mouse lyrics
Welcome to the Cool Quotes Collection! Here I present some of the coolest,
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restroom-graffiti.
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Wits, puns and general silliness.Advice, truths and memorable quotes from the wise men and women of history.Some of these require some computer knowledge to be understood.Cynical, pessimistic, obscene or just sick. Most of them are also damn fun!Those undocumented nature laws existing just to ruin your day. Murphy's laws and the likes.People say a lot of fun things just before they croak.I strongly advise religious fanatics to skip over this section.Cool one-liners and unforgettable scenes.Excerpts from great poems or prose. Music lyrics.For roleplayers, fantasy- and sci-fi readers.(SWEDISH) Citat av svenskar, alla kategorier slängda i en.
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the source or to show how sick some people really are.
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These quotes has been collected from a wide range of sources since around 1990,
mainly various books, text files, and a few mailing lists. The website opened in
September 1997, and since 1998 almost all quotes have been submitted by visitors
to the site. Thanks for contributing!
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